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Minecraft Jokes

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HI here are some jokes for u

Why did the creeper cross the road?

To get to the other ssssssssssssssssside.

What do zombies and skeletons sing in the morning?


Burn, baby burn! (Ooh, they're doing a little dance too!


Isn't that-oh that looks painf-oh. Right.)

What do you get if you push a music

box down a mineshaft? A flat minor....

Whats the national sport of the minecraft world

Boxing

How do you distract a minecraft fan?


Put him in a room full of empty cardboard boxes


Why do Endermen hate mirrors?

Their reflection stares back at them.

(Point:Endermen don't like to be stared at)

What did the creeper say to Steve?
Nothing, it just blew up.


Thatsssss a very nice EVERYTHING you got there.....

It would be a sssssssssshame if ssssomething happened to it...


Minecraft, where you can do ANYTHING

Except circles...


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05/23/2015 12:50 pm
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Selene011
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aflat minor doesnt exist. sooo...
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03/05/2013 10:25 pm
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coolbros239
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Cool jokes.
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01/19/2013 7:48 am
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sprusaczyk
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I've got one
Knock knock
Whos there
Interupting minecraft cow
Interrupting min-
MOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOO
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03/11/2013 4:27 pm
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firedog
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its funny the first time but its overused
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11/06/2012 11:51 am
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FGHIK
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Funny
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12/06/2012 6:33 am
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futurox
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thx a lot every little helps XD
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11/01/2012 12:57 pm
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futurox
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SORRY FOR THAT WIERD THING
i DUNNO WHAT IT IS
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